Notes from today's New York Times Metro Section

• "The presidential race dominates conversation. Will productivity suffer?"

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I plead the Fifth.

• This Valentine's Day, "a family in New Jersey expands the meaning of love" to include the au pair

And here I thought that sort of thing only happened on the Upper East Side. Though it appears that polyamory is now tax deductible . . .