Charity carwash cheesecake

Back when I lived in a city where I drove to work, this always creeped me out. One main intersection on the way to work was near a high school; the intersection also had a gas station with its own commercial car wash. Rather frequently during the summer there would be a charity car wash for school groups where older guys would line up to get their cars hosed down by bikini-clad teen girls. Bad enough the charity car wash was taking business away from the gas station's; the overt Lolita dynamic skeezified the whole affair.

Y'know, where I grew up, despite their deep tradition of organized benevolence you never saw an Amish bikini buggy wash.

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