Why I am the third greatest theologian in the universe!

Inevitable, really, since neither Luther nor Augustine say anything about Doctor Who.
From Ask the Pastor.

Inevitable, really, since neither Luther nor Augustine say anything about Doctor Who.
From Ask the Pastor.
Well, it is rumored that Luther nailed an early draft of his 95 theses to the door of a blue box that mysteriously disappeared.
Or was that Luthor?
You should claim bonus points since you're still breathing — a trait you share only with R. C. Sproul among those I listed. Of course, since I edited the question and established the order, would that not make me the Übertheologian?