Eco-cake wreck

So I'm sitting here writing about how social enterprise is a means by which people fashion an identity defined by their own virtue, when what should pop on my TV background noise but an episode of Amazing Wedding Cakes.

A challenge this week: an anniversary cake to meet the client's brief for a "Green Cake" with the theme "love and renewable energy."

Above: a partial image of the resulting do-gooder cake wreck, featuring organic hearts, white chocolate windmills, green icing plants and the sugary inscription, "LOVE is the most Renewable ENERGY source of all!"

Blech.